Receiving nothing is better than spit in your eye

Obama's deficit, that is deficit, not spending, will be more than:
$2,000,000,000,000. And he wants to cut:
...........$100,000,000.

For every $20,000 plus in debt, he's willing to cut $1.

Consider that there are 300,000,000 million Americans. The deficit for this year will be more than $6,667 per person (!), and Obama is willing to cut your bill by $0.33.

$6,667 in debt.
$0.33 savings.

There's your change.

UPDATE: Even the AP and ABC reporters thought it was a joke, which is saying something.